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thelustybraavosimaid · 7 months ago

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Lmfao, never mind that the Targaryens switched from Valyrian god worship to the Faith of the Seven to adopt Westerosi culture.

Never mind that they adopted a House sigil to adopt Westerosi House customs.

Never mind that they married people from non-Valyrian descended Houses like Martell, Dayne, Blackwood, Arryn...

Literally what part of this says "spit on Westerosi customs" lmfao?

#asoiaf #jesus fucking christ man

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omniahumanummihialienum · 1 year ago

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neverafter walked so that burrow's end could kick me directly in the throat

#jesus fucking christ man #I liked neverafter but this is so much scarier right off the bat #if they keep this tone up.... holy shit #dimension 20 #d20 #burrow's end #d20 burrow's end #aabria iyengar

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thelikesoffinn · 1 year ago

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Astarion: "I don't...think I want you to think of me in terms of sex. I don't know if I want anyone to."

Tav: "How do you want me to see you?"

Astarion: "As a person. Would that be so much to ask?"

Me: **sobbing on the floor like she's just been drop kicked**

#excuse the fuck outta me mister but you're getting squished to near death now #LET ME HUG YOU UNTIL YOU FORGET ALL THE SHIT THAT'S HAPPENED #why do I always like the traumatised ones so much #do I have a thing for the secretly sad ones?#or is it birds of a feather flock together?#jesus fucking christ man #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate #baldurs gate #bg3 #astarion #astarion romance #baldurs gate astarion #astarion ancunin

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ratatatastic · 1 month ago

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there has to be something so funny about maffhew spending a single day in finland and already ending up on a newspaper because of sasha

#we called it a date™#and now its published in a newspaper for all to see #doing things to my brain #very they got caught in their secret relationship and dispatch sold the pics to a publication #and now the whole country knows the face of sashas new boytoy #there's something here #jesus fucking christ man

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bitter-hibiscus · 28 days ago

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okay so we've seriously reached a point where we're making ironic cutesy edits of pedophilic cannibalists. cool

#ramble ramble ramble #mr beast #jesus fucking christ man #and people wonder why i lowkey want to kms

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cannibalovers · 9 months ago

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"The wrong thing being the right thing to do was too ugly a thought."

#hannibal quotes out of context #jesus fucking christ man #i am crying throwing up #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #my post

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jeonqkooks · 6 months ago

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screaming and crying and also throwing up my guts

#it's fucking 6:30am and i have work today but fuck it i'm gonna pop open my laptop right tf now and make something from this #can you fucking believe it 😭#jesus fucking christ man #it feels like we can start breathing again oh my god 😭#we're back baby 😭😭😭#god i need to die

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sommerregenjuniluft · 5 months ago

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*delirious chuckle* ☺️🙂🙂 i’m sorry is the fic not in the room with us?:)) have you suddenly gone blind?:) what’s happening? whats going on?☺️ did you not just,, Yknow….READ IT?🙂☺️☺️☺️✨

#i’m sorry but this has been happening a few times now and im just. done with it.#if an artist paints on a small frame do you ask them to paint a picture of this?:)#did the artist not Already Paint A Picture OF THIS?:))))#jesus fucking christ man #im not trying to hate but like. pls dont do this to me anymore it’s not encouraging #rather the opposite

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dankovskaya · 6 months ago

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Just felt a moment of genuine childlike glee thinking about how I get to drink a voodoo ranger tea and blast Korn when I'm done with this reading and then instantly had to say FUCK out loud over how much that is the Me equivalent of what my dad does literally every night of his life

#Jesus fucking christ man

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prettydan · 1 year ago

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